We need to ban cops and private cars!!
Why not eliminate police?
Voila! Problem solved!
What's that you say? You think that would cause more problems than it would solve?
You must be some sort of raacist or lunatic wacko!
While you're considering that, here's another: Automobiles with drunk illegal aliens behind the wheel kill roughly nine-thousand innocent Americans a year--including lots and lots of innocent children. You know what we need to do?
Ban private ownership of cars. Now! We can't afford to wait one more day! Call senator Diane Feinstein and tell her...
What's that? You say that's absurd, that it's crazy to ban private ownership of cars just because a few thousand people--illegal immigrants or citizens--decide to drink and drive?
Whoa, you must hate children!
Of course both the above are the kind of "logic" gun-banners use, and no one bats an eye.
If guns scare you, and you think restricting legal purchases will magically keep thugs from getting as many as they want, have the courage of your convictions: Post a big ol' sign in your yard saying "We hate guns and we do NOT have any in this house."
Take a pic. And let me know how that works out for ya.