Imperial decree shreds whatever remained of Constitution
Last night the marxist Muslim announced his decree giving amnesty to another 5 million illegal aliens--foreigners in the U.S. illegally.
All an illegal alien needed to win this prize was to have a child who was either a U.S. citizens or legal permanent resident, and to have lived in the U.S. for at least five years.
Predictably, the lying sack of Gruber looked right into the camera and denied this was amnesty.
Of course you think I'm kidding, because no rational person can imagine such a breathtaking lie from a president of this country. Well, except for "If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor." And "If you like your health insurance policy you can keep it."
Well, here's the quote, directly from the Gruber-stain's mouth:
"I know some of the critics of this action call it amnesty," Obama said. "Well, it’s not.
"Progressive" mouthpieces instantly defended the decree, arguing that the president's hand was forced by the refusal by House Republicans to pass an amnesty bill passed by the then-Democrat-controlled senate.
The imperial decree also gave amnesty to another million or so illegals who were brought to the U.S. as children, by broadening the time window of eligibility for a previous imperial decree back in June of 2012. To get amnesty under the old terms, a minor had to arrive in the U.S. before 2007. The emperor has now decreed that any young illegal immigrant who arrived in the country before 2007 now qualified. No one knows how many more that adds.
The Emperor described his act as simply exercising "prosecutorial discretion."
"The actions I’m taking are not only lawful, they’re the kinds of actions taken by every... president for the past half-century," he said. "And to those members of Congress who question my authority to make our immigration system work better, or question the wisdom of me acting where Congress has failed, I have one answer: Pass a bill.”
He then cited his experience as a constitutional law professor, saying "Article seven, Section 8 gives the president the power to take any action he feels is helpful if congress doesn't pass laws he wants passed. I warned my opponents in congress that if they didn't pass amnesty by election day I would use that power, so they knew what they had to do. If you have a problem with this order, blame the Republicans. This is entirely constitutional, because I know the Constitution better than the people who wrote it, and certainly better than any judge. There's only one guy who runs this country, and that's me. And if you don't like it you can fucking well wait for 2016 and if I may allow another election. Unless you piss me off."
Hmm...a few sentences in that last 'graf may have been garbled in transmission. I'll get right on that to clear it up. I'll have it done just before the Injustice Department announces the results of its investigation into the IRS targeting of conservative political groups.