Liberal Maher says Muslims (gasp!) killed those people in Paris??
JIMMY KIMMEL, HOST: A terrible thing happened today in Paris.Interesting. How can Maher maintain the support of fellow liberals if he keeps blaming those po' innocent Muslim boys for things like this unfortunate "people were killed" event in Paris?
BILL MAHER: Yes. Tell them.
KIMMEL: People were killed. [So far it's just like Chicago.] I know a lot of people are on vacation so maybe they don't know what's going on.
MAHER: You're the host so you have to tell them the bad news.
KIMMEL: The bad news is cartoonists, journalists, some other people, a police officer were killed in Paris. [Again note the passive tense: "...were killed." Got hit by a meteor maybe?]
MAHER: This was really big sh*t.
KIMMEL: Yes, especially in our business in particular. Especially in your business in particular.
MAHER: Right. And we have to not avoid who did this. Who did this, Jimmy?
KIMMEL: Well, we presume, and I think it's safe --
MAHER: No, no, it's not a presume. No, no. It's Muslim terrorists.
KIMMEL: Yes, Muslim terrorists.
Wait, wait! I know! Liberals will just pretend he never said it! And if you show 'em the vid they'll claim it's photoshopped.
Yeh, dat's it.