August 14, 2017

Hilliary Clinton sues satan for breach of contract, demands her soul back; Satan countersues


Hat tip to The Peoples' Cube.  Some other gems from TPC:

Pelosi: "We have to impeach the president in order to find out what we impeached him for"

BREAKING: As of Saturday July 8, 2017, all of Earth's ecosystems have shut down as per Prince Charles's super scientific pronouncement made 96 months ago. Everything is dead. All is lost. Life on Earth is no more.

DNC to pick new election slogan from four finalists:
  • "Give us more government or everyone dies"
  • "Vote for Democrats or everyone dies"
  • "Impeach Trump or everyone dies;" or
  • "Stop the fearmongering or everyone dies"

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